McLean Kendree
Mar 02
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Woman:
Can I have birth control?
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Government:
No.
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Woman:
I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
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Government:
No.
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Woman:
I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
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Government:
No.
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Woman:
Well, why can't I have birth control?
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Government:
Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
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Woman:
It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
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Government:
Too bad.
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Man:
For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
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Government:
Do you have a penis?
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Man:
YES, YES I DO!!
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Government:
WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
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Government:
But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
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Woman:
But-
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Government:
Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Jan 22

Sweet Tooth! Click the link to read an anecdote about the image on my blog! :3
Jan 13
[video]
Jan 05

Dungeon 198!!!
Nov 16

Another 3 hour oil portrait!
Oct 30

(Source: hasselblads, via heptagram)
Oct 29
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS PALETTE
3liza:



In at least Photoshop, Illustrator and InDesign CS5 (maybe other programs/versions too), if you go to Window > Extensions > Kuler, you get a palette with preset color palettes that compliment each other, as well as a tool to help you make new ones. Then you can save it to the Kuler list, or to your Swatches palette.
what the fuck
(Source: theghostbustier)
Oct 26

Tuesday night portrait painting! 3 hours with oils!
Oct 22

(via wearethe1percent)
Oct 16

kalidraws:
Warrior queen & catbeast — because sometimes you don’t feel like riding your space-chariot into battle.